Jamie Lee Curtis

Did you ever notice how a group of women talk among themselves. They just seem to twitter back and forth to each other, their high pitched voices flitting from one vapid statement to the next. Not so with men. We men tend to be more serious, our low register, but stentorian voices echoing our deepest thoughts. For example, here's a typical bit of conversation from our coffee klatch on Monday and again today. I can't remember how we got on this subject, and I didn't record it, but it went something like this.

Monday morning:

Mike: "I don't think that Jamie Lee Curtis is all that attractive. She reminds to much of her dad in that movie......"

Tim: "Some Like It Hot with Marilyn Monroe"

Mike" Yeah, that's it, she looks like Tony Curtis in drag."

Howard: "I heard that she's a......., you know, has extra parts."

Mike: "You mean a Penis? She's a hermaphrodite?"

Howard: "Yeah, that's what I heard."

Tom: "I saw some pictures on line of her in a x-rated movie when she was young. She was pretty hot."

Mike: "Did she wiggle her Willie at you?"

Tom: "No they only showed her from the waist up."

Mike: "Not a good sign."

Gordon: "Who was her mother, wasn't she an actress too?"

Along silence; then:

Tom: "I'll look it up tonight"

Tuesday Morning:

Tom: "I checked it out. Jamie Lee Curtis is not a hermaphrodite. That's just an urban legend. And, her mother was Janet Leigh."

Mike: "How old is she, got to be in her fifties?"

Howard: "I saw her in that movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger, the one where she's a spy. She still looked good in it."

Tom: "She's the spokesperson for Activia."

Mike: "Great, good looking and regular too."